I recently watched the newest Batman movie, Dark Night of the Scarecrow. It was awesome. It was so awesome that I ended up eating a pizza pop while I watched it. I ate it the correct way: by cutting it open and the seam, folding it open, spreading out the toppings, and eating it like a regular pizza.
This movie was scary. I probably screamed a couple of times, I don’t know. There was a milkman who was also maybe a pedophile? Hard to say. That’s the mark of a good movie: you can never tell who’s a pedophile.
A dude got killed by drowning in a grain silo. And another one fell in to grain-grinding thing. Lots of grain-related deaths. Grain is totally scary.
I particularly liked Brad Pitt as the Scarecrow. I smell a Grammy.
My only complaint is I could not find Batman anywhere. He might have been in the background a few times, but I was so scared that I might have imagined him.
Overall, I give it: 12.
-Seth (the movie guy) Van der Kamp
